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If You Don't Like the Heat

Mr. Sullivan, I watched Real Time with Bill Maher this Friday. Actually I time-shifted and watched it on Saturday, but that is the genius of the Tivo, without which pundits like myself would be lost. The vapid flow of information, which endlessly streams from the Mainstream Media, is far too much my mind to process timely.

To be quite honest, your breed confuses me. You try to enter our tent, and then become confused when we want you to enter in the rear--rather apropos for someone of your predilections, don't you think? This is a Christian party. We occasionally let in the wayward Jew. And once in a while, a couple of black people sneak in. But for the most part, this party is Christian, white, and straight. We have embraced this for years. If we didn't, don't you think we would have passed some sort of legislation when we owned Congress to help the "others?"

Oh, of course when a minority comes into the party, and passes the preassrequisite challenge of having wealth and being willing to abandon others like him, we let him rise high in the party. We have even permitted a couple of your type to rise, as long as they had the decency to keep their private affairs secret, live in a closet, and clap and cheer when the President introduces legislation designed to make them second-class citizens. It's the only polite thing to do.

As I watched you complain about our beloved President, I grew more and more angry as the hour progressed. I couldn't understand why anyone would willingly enter an organization which, very vociferously has made it quite clear over the years that you are not welcome. It would be like a Negro attempting to enter his local chapter of the KKK, and then complaining about the lynching policy. It just doesn't make any sense, don't you think?

You seem like an intelligent man. You're familiar with the story of Faust, aren't you Mr. Sullivan? Not the all-male pornographic version, which I mistakenly rented from my local video rental. Note to self: must change video rental stores. No, the original, written by the German Johann Wolfgang von Goethe. A midieval scholar makes a bargain with the Devil in order to gain the knowledge of the world, in essence to gain power. Knowledge is power. Or, for folks like you: knowledge=power. Faust is followed home by a poodle, an adorable dog, with curly hair and a penchant for dressing like a sissy, something with which you may be familiar Mr. Sullivan. At home in Faust's study, the poodle transforms into Mephistopheles. It is at this point that perhaps one of the most quotable lines of Goethe is uttered: Das ist des Pudels kern. For those of you who Germanically-challenged: That is the poodle's heart.

Why do I wax on poetic, and probably psycholitc in your eye? You stated on Bill Maher's show that you voted for our beloved Commander Guy in 2000, but you became disenchanted in later years. Perhaps you lacked that simple talent which our Decider has mastered so skillfully, the art of looking a man in the eye and seeing into his soul. He has done it often with Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin, or Pootie-Poot, as our Commander Guy likes to call him--a name so fitting for a former KGB officer. Had Faust simply looked into the poodle's eyes, he would have seen the heart, which was the Devil's.

Do I say that our beloved President is the Devil? Hardly. But if you, as a man of letters, and a man of conscious, as you so artfully claim, could not have seen into the heart of the poodle which followed the Republican Party home in 2000, then you have no one to blame but yourself. And like the poodle, which followed the Party home in 2000, the Party followed the Religious Right home one fall in 1994, looking for a home after an brilliant butt kicking by one William Jefferson Clinton. Clinton mastered the art of speaking to the public, to both sides, although not to the fringes. He became the middle-of-the-road President, who occasionally strayed to one side or the other of the line, but who could be counted upon to eventually return home to the medium.

And this double-yellow-line philosophy is what scared the living poop out of us on the extreme right. We knew we could not compete with Clinton on substance alone. We knew that a populist cannot be destroyed. We unfortunately learned that lesson rather late with the failed attempt at Impeachment. And so when the Religous Right found our lost poodle one day and took it in and fed it, our party wagged the tail, to appease its new master.

Now don't get me wrong, President Clinton was evil, pure evil. I can't remember why, but Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity tell me this on a regular basis, so I must believe it. Like all good Republicans, abstract and critical thinking are not my forte. I am much better suited to follow a strong leader, something who doesn't care what the polls or the people think, one who doesn't care what the international community thinks, one who doesn't care what the facts state--facts have such a well-known liberal bias. That man is our beloved Commander Guy, one Mr. George W. Bush.

So Mr. Sullivan, you see that you really have no stance, wide or otherwise, in this argument. You knew what you were getting into. I love my President. He has done the hard work, making progress, moving forward, doing a heckuva job. If you don't like what the party has become (notice I didn't use the word "evolved") then get the hell out. We really don't want you, anyway.
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SCHIPS Annoy

Blanca recently received a response in her in box for comments I made about the SCHIPS program.

Truly pitiful commentary. Why do you lie about the proposed bill and what it actually does? Do you think that we are ignorant fools who can not see what the Pelosi bill was trying to do? Why do you completely mischaracterize the bill and the things that were wrong with it? Why do you completely mischaracterize the reasons for voting against it and looking for a better bill? Do you have something against honesty or do you think that integrity is not required for a blogger? Yours, Don Phillips


Now, I promised Don I would not publish his email, but here is my public response to his private response.

Don, you are obviously a very troubled and very closeted liberal. Only a moron would misconstrue my remarks about SCHIPS to mean that I actually like the program. Your opposition to my support of the President's opposition to the Democrats support of this bill shows how truly nuts you are. This program sucks. Indeed, I hate it, like I hate all welfare programs.

The biggest problem with welfare is that it never ends. You know the whole story about teaching a man to fish. Well think of this as teaching a drowning kid to fish. Throw him some tackle, some chum bait, and a grappling hook and see where it leads.

The worst thing about giving welfare to children is that it teaches them early that they don't have to work for anything. Before long these children grow up to be adults who want welfare. Before you know it everyone in the country is getting health care hand outs. Is that the kind of world you want to live in, world where everyone gets free health care? I certainly don't.

So, Don, you better stop listening to all that polluting Air America and start listening to Rush Limbaugh. There is hope for you yet, unless you get sick and don't have health care.
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SCHIPS Ahoy

Our Congress has bravely stood against the onslaught of twelve- year-old brain- damaged children and cute baby-faced toddlers to stand with our President and against the expansion of children's health care. In spite of the overwhelming majority of the nation supporting this program, the Republicans have stood fast, and finally dealt a torpedo to all those freeloading children who refuse to provide their own health care when their parents cannot. And I salute them!

We owe them a debt of gratitude for supporting our brave President's veto, even though it meant children will have to do without. It takes a tough man to say "f' you" to little children.

As a gesture of our gratitude to the members of Congress who upheld Commander Guy's veto, we must all, as a nation give the Republican members of Congress something they can use.

Now, I know what you are thinking: four more years? Right? Well, not exactly. You see, I know the Republicans are all avid gardeners. They have been for years. They love to toil in the flower beds, raise legumes, and nurture prize-winning fruits and vegetables. And like all gardeners, they know the value of fertilizer. And what makes the best fertilizer? Manure.

Any good gardener knows that he has to push a lot of pooh to create a masterpiece garden. And we Republicans have been awfully good at pushing pooh over the years. It was this love of gardening and the need to push pooh, that made us so Machiavellian at pushing the pooh to voters every two to four years. One could say we invented the pooh piling.

So I urge every American to show their thanks for the Republicans in Congress who showed us that ideology is more important than substance, that is better a million children go without coverage than a single smoker have to pay a tax, that is better to slime and destroy a child than to make a valid argument in support of your viewpoint. Give each Republican in Congress who supported Bush's veto what he or she desperate needs as a pooh-pushing gardener. Send in your used diapers to show them we appreciate their stance (give several to Senator Craig, since he has a wide stance).

And of course the best pooh pushers have been the talking heads and pundits of the Right, like Rush Limbuagh, Michelle Malkin, Ann Coulter, Michael Medved, Michael Savage, Dr. Laura, Sean Hannity, Bill O'Reilly, and Melanie Morgan. To these you must send in your used adult diapers. This gives these pundits the extra pooh they need to continue to push the pooh out, 24-7.

For a full list of those who voted so bravely in the House, and for the Senate, don't forget the extra stamps and keep the weight under 16 ounces so you can mail your package from any mailbox.

And like those two make-believe wine makers of the past, we thank you for your support.

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S-CHiPs

I just love Commander Guy's gumption. Not only does he veto a bill meant to help children, but then he berates the Congress for passing a law meant to help children. I personally don't think children should have health care. We don't socialize other things in our society, do we? We don't have universal education, do we? We don't have universal police patrols, do we? We don't have universal fire fighting services, do we?

I, for one, am getting tired of paying for your screaming little brats to go to school. If we are going to dump health care for kids, let's dump education, too. If you're stupid enough to have children, you should have to pay for everything for them.

And if they do get sick and die, you should go to jail for not having thought ahead about not being able to pay for their health care. But I'll be damned if I am going to support your birth control with my tax dollars. If you want to have sex, you should be prepared for the consequences.

Just think what a wonderful world we would live in if Reagan's and Bush's utopia were finally realized!

I just pray we bring back poor houses and debtor's prisons, too.
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An Open Letter to General Petraeus

Dear General Petraeus:

Help!

I'm sure you get that a lot, after all you are commanding our brilliant fighting forces in the bestest war ever! Every one of us on the right wish we could be there in Iraq, fighting side by side with the troops too stupid to get out of Iraq, cleansing the Middle East for Jesus, but we all had better things to do.

We need your help. Have you seen the crop of Presidential candidates? To quote that old Oreck geezer, it's disgusting.

I've never seen a more lackluster group of individuals since, well, the last time there was a free for all in the Republican field eight years ago. But thank God at that time most of those voting were delusional and had no idea Commander Guy was not his daddy. That helped put Junior over the top and gave us the bestest six years ever.

We all thought that Fred Thompson was going to save us. It turns out the flaccid dried up actor is the laziest thing, well, since our current Commander Dude. I mean how much freakin' work does it take to go out among the crowds, drive around in your red pickup, pretending you're just like the rest the dumb slobs who vote for us, because their either too retarded to read the financials or too apathetic to care? I mean all you have to do is dig up some old scripts from Law and Order and just make it sound like their really your words. You're a actor, for God's sake. How much effort does it take to make it sound sincere?

Then we have the light-in-the-loafers drag queen. Hizzoner never met a bra he didn't try on. I mean this guy is gayer than that Backstreet Boy. We really don't need a dress in the White House. At least Hillary will wear pants once in a while!

And as for the Mormon, what can I say? It really takes a lot to get a religion so ridiculous that snake charmers make fun of it. I mean really, magic underpants? Not to mention his son, the screaming faggot. We have had enough of all that "leave the queers alone" attitude from our current Vice Decider, thank you very much.

And as for the rest, who the hell are these munchkins, anyway? I mean Oompa Loompas are have more politcal stature than this crop of creeps!

We have Brownback, who, if his name is not creepy enough, seems to secretly love abortions. He also was a born again, and now a Catholic. As a Catholic, I can tell you, you can't trust a Catholic, all that Pope bull fuand all.

Then there is that one-act Tancredo, who hates immigrants like we all do on the right, but other than that, I can't tell you anything about him, other than he looks like a closet queen. I'm sure he and that Larry Craig dude were tapping feet together in adjacent stalls on Capitol Hill.

And what about Ron Paul? My God, that man is a nut! No wiretapping, needing Congress to declare war, reading the freakin' Constitution. Doesn't he understand that it is just a "god damned piece of paper?" Now I must applaud him for getting all the White Supremacists behind him, although I usually don't suggest you let them get too close, dropped soap and all. But this guy hates the funnest war ever! And that is not only un-American, it makes baby Jesus cry.

So I plead with you, General, save us from this lot. Announce your candidacy and sail onto victory in 2008! We all know you love this war. In fact the only thing you love more than this war is our Commander Guy. In fact, I think you probably love him a little too much for Don't Ask Don't Tell, but I won't ask if you don't tell.

Help us General Petraeus, you're our only hope!

Of course, if you turn out to be like that turncoat Sanchez, you can keep you day job and keep you big mouth shut!

Love,

Blanca

P.S.

Can you send me some more of those pictures you took with your "hidden" camera in the men's barracks? It's lonely in Blanca's bed, and I could use some fantasy materials.
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Abandoning Commander Guy

I recently took a trip, and was thumbing my way through the SkyMall catalog they place on board every aircraft in the known universe. Now normally I don't pay any attention to any of the crap they sell. I really don't need an authentic reproduction of the wands Harry Potter and Hermanie used. I also really don't need a geniune fascimile of the Lord of the Rings ring. And who in their right mind needs a real replica of the light sabers Anakin Skywalker and Master Yoda used? As I was dozing off from the third vodka tonic, something suddenly caught my eye.

Right there on page 191 was the personalized branding iron (PBI) I have seen year after year. This rather kitch piece of crap lets you personalize your steaks by branding them with your initials. Nothing says "keep your grubby paws off" like branding. I was thinking of branding all of my lunches when I put them in the Fox News refrigerator. That jackass Sean Hannity keeps stealing mine. Now I love Sean to death, but he's a real klepto. Whenever he asks "what about the buses," what he's really doing is making a subconscious confession about the time he stole a Greyhound bus and took fifty of his closest friends south of the border for some tequila, cocaine, and underage whores. But I digress.

I noticed the initials on the PBI had changed. No longer did they proudly display GWB, an obvious homage to our Commander Guy. No, now they were simply CZS, which could stand for some Czech or perhaps some secret code for where all the dead hookers, which Sean Hannity has murdered over the years, are buried. But whatever they are, they no longer stand as a burned-in-cow-flesh beacon to our greatest President ever.

Shame on you "The Greatest Gift!" You abandoned our Decider in his hour of need. You should be ashamed of yourselves! Let's just say I wouldn't make any incriminating phone calls from now on. The Master is listening!
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Would You Like an Abortion with that 20 Pound Jar of Pickles?

I am quite conflicted as a conservative, as a Christian, and as a Republican. On one hand, Wal-Mart is the greatest thing to ever happen to this country, providing poor people with crap they can afford, while scaring the sh*t out of workers in this country that if they don't play ball and accept lower wages and no benefits, that their jobs will be outsourced to China. It is a win-win, for us rich, white Republicans. Oh, and I guess the Chinks make out well, too.

But a dark cloud has descended on this beautiful post-Reaganomic utopia of busted unions and exploitable labor. It seems that the good folk of China are Commies. And not just Commies, but the worst kind. They believe in things like universal health care, which is just plain crazy. But not only that, they believe in tax-payer funded abortions! But that is not the worst. By far the most horrific thing about the Yellow Hordes is that they have forced abortions.

Any woman caught pregnant after already having fulfilled her one-child quota is forced to have an abortion. It's enough to make Tom Delay's head spin.

I had to find some solace, some moral guidance through these treacherous waters. I decided to call upon my good gal pal, Michelle Malkin, to see if she could help me figure out what to do about this dilemma. I figured as a woman, Michelle could provide a maternal viewpoint, and as a conservative, she could provide a moral guidepost, and as a Chinky Chinky Chong Chong, she could maybe finally disclose that ancient Chinese secret that gets clothes so clean and bright.

I met Michelle in her favorite Filipino restaurants. As I got to the table, she was on her third balut. I asked Michelle what she thought about the fact that this wonderful corporation, which had helped our beloved Commander Guy become Commander Guy Part Deux, was buying all of its products from a country that was not only Godless, but was also forcing women to have abortions. I had to ask the question twice, because the deafening slurping sounds Michelle made as she sucked the eggshell dry made hearing me next to impossible.

She ordered a fourth balut, and as she dangled the half-formed chick above her head, preparing to down the entire bird in one swallow, her head far back, and giant jaws agape like a killer snake descending upon a white rat, she said not to worry, the balut juice streaming down her mouth, past her neck, and collecting in a pool of rancid liquid in her cleavage. She dropped the chick in her mouth and swallowed it whole, a talent she most certainly learned in the Itchy Kitty Whorehouse back in Cebu. She left out a belch, and then a fart, and smiled.

"Look, you don't have to worry about it. It's not like shopping at Wal-Mart is some kind of sin," she told me, undoing another button on her nearly-busting jeans. "Yes, we conservatives believe in the sanctity of all life, from conception to birth. After that, you're on your own, but at least we give you a fair shot to be born, have no health insurance and no job, fall into a life of crime, and be lethally injected for a murder committed as a child. God bless Texas!"

"But what about all those poor Chinese babies being aborted," I cried.

"F*ck 'em," she said. "They're gooks, and no one cares about them anyway. Just as long as they don't abort white babies, it's OK," she said as she ordered a fifth balut.

Michelle made me feel OK about supporting the mass murder or millions of yellow babies. It really is OK, just as long as they aren't white, and it keeps Wal-Mart in business, so they can take away poor white trash jobs, health care, and hope, so those idiots turn to God (the Republicans) and they vote for us, so we can repeal Roe v. Wade. Actually, it is quite poetic, if you think about it. It doesn't matter how many yellow babies die, just as long as the cute, white ones get saved.
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Holy Hallow Halo

Some churches have turned to the video game as a way of getting young men to attend services. Now I am all in favor of the old switcheroo, but I am not sure that luring young men with the promise of violent video games is the answer. I mean, come on, if they start with video games, where will it lead? Sex and the City nights? Sopranos nights? Is it a far leap to go from video game nights to full frontal porn nights?

Then again, if they started showing porn to get young men to come to church, it might attract just the kind of man I am looking for: horny, young, and desperate. This may just be the thing Blanca needs to get laid. And if we combine the full frontal porn night with margarita night, then not only would they be horny and desperate, but they would be loose and lacking judgment. With those beer goggles, they might just look at Blanca as a hot goddess. I might just have a chance of getting some before I'm completely dried up and unhumpable, like my gal pals Ann Coulter, Michelle Malkin, and Melanie Morgan.

Well all I can say to this idea is Hallelujiah, and ankles to Jesus!
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Jive Turkey

There has been a lot made about the Congress' attempts to shake a disciplinary finger at Turkey, just because a couple of people got out of hand 90 years ago and a million or more Armenians died. Jeez, to quote Rush, they were just having a little fun.

Look no one is more against genocide that those of us on the right. Unless the genocide is happening to brown or black people who happen to have committed the ultimate crime of not having a lot of black or brown oil.

Quite a few people have attempted to make sense of Nancy Pelosi's current crusade against the fun-loving Muslims of Turkey who so graciously permit us to fly our airplanes over their country so we can refuel and resupply our brave troops having the time of their lives in that Middle East amusement park we call Iraq. Some have suggested that by publicly humiliating Turkey like this, they will deny us access to a strategic airbase in their country, making current operations in Iraq much more difficult or impossible.

And this is where I agree with all of my loonie friends on the left who eat Conspiracy Flakes every morning for breakfast. This is an attempt by the Democrats to make an end run around the Iraq War funding and basically end the war without having to bring it up in Congress.

Shame on you, Democrats, for wanting to end a war and have peace! There is nothing more un American!
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You're Joking, Right?

Recently I posted a blog entry on the ARRA News Service - Arkansas Republican Assemblies blog. The original post is located on this blog in its entirety. On that blog, however it was redacted. Here is an excerpt of their objection to my post, followed by my reply.

racist comment removed by ARRA News Editors - violates comment guidelines - either this post was not from the person/ blog identified or the blogger whom claims to be a Christian Conservative and Reagan Republican is expressing positions diametrically opposite of what a Christian and Reagan Republican would believe. There is no place for racist comments in the Party of Lincoln and Reagan.


You are joking, right? This is the Republican Party of Arkansas, correct? I'm pretty sure some of your ancestors owned some of Alan Keyes ancestors. And as for that whole "party of Lincoln and Reagan line," come on, whom do you think you are fooling?

Most of us joined the Republican Party just because of the rampant racism, bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, and misopedia. I'm not knocking it in any way. I celebrate it, as does our party.

Ann Coulter wants to repeal the twentieth amendment. Rush Limbaugh calls Senator Barack Obama a "halfrican American." Michelle Malkin defends the internment of Japanese Americans during World War II. Michael Savage refers to Massachusetts and New Jersey as part of the "garter belt." And the party's current coordinated attack of Graeme Frost makes the "swiftboating" of Senator John Kerry look like a incompetent gathering of a ladies' auxiliary bake sale.

So let's not pretend that our party is somehow above all this. We must embrace it. We are Republicans because, deep down inside, and sometimes not all that deep, we don't particularly care for black people, gay people, children, the handicapped, and we believe that women should be bare foot and pregnant, and we really, truly would like to get rid of a couple annoying amendments. Sure, we use code words like "states' rights," but we all know what that means.

At the core of our party when we hear "40 acres and a mule" we think "where's our compensation for all that property that was taken from us back in 1865? Some of that stock could fetch a great price in today's market. As a lonely, sexually active female, I certainly wouldn't balk at having a buck or two available at my beck and call.

We hold the second amendment above all others, because we really are afraid of black people and want a way to defend ourselves from them if we ever are successful in getting that pesky thirteenth amendment repealed.

So get off your high horse and join the rest of us in the party. Be proud of our party and what it stands for!

Look, if you will not get behind the true social conservatives (another code word), then people like me will leave the party and vote for a third party candidate in 2008. We may not win, but we can send a message to the Republican Party, a message that says that only "conservatives" are welcome.
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SCHIPS

I am so glad our Commander Guy showed the courage so few in the Democrat party exhibit. By vetoing this dangerous legislation, he made a bold stand on principle and made a loud and clear statement about what is truly important in this nation!

This was a slippery slope, leading our nation to the evils of nationalized health care. To paraphrase a famous line from Lady Justice, it is better that a thousand children die of a curable illness than one American needlessly suffers under "universal" health care. The only thing "universal" about universal health care is that everyone gets it. That's just plain scary.

Our beloved Decider also drew the line on taxes. Yes, cigarettes are bad, but taxes are also bad. So cigarette taxes are doubly bad. We need to keep the prices down, so the poor can afford to smoke. It also makes the access to cigarettes easier for children. Since they aren't going to have health care, anyway, why not smoke and have a little fun?

Finally our President said what we all have been thinking all along: "kids, if you want health care, get a friggin' job." God bless our President!
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Packing Amish

It is a year since the tragedy in Nickle Mines, Pennsylvania, when five Amish girls were gunned down by a madman. This is just another fine example of why we must protect our Second Amendment rights. If those little girls in that Amish school house had been allowed to carry guns, that murdered never would have been able to kill any of them. They would have taken him out the second he showed his weapon. Protect children's right to bear arms. Let your child carry a gun. It may protect her life!
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Leave Rush Alone

I cannot believe the Democrats have stooped so low, to condemn free speech like this! You would never see the Republicans condemn free speech. And to attack poor Rush's drug problem, a disease he cannot control. You would never seem Rush making fun of someone's disease.

Rush would never attack a man in uniform like those terrible MoveOn people. Rush is a true patriot. He would have served in the military if he hadn't had a pimple on his butt.  Those things are painful, believe me. And even if he did serve and managed to fit his corpulence into a uniform, he would have fought with distinction like other brave Republicans, like Ted Nugent, Dick Cheney, and George W. Bush.

These Democrats should stop attacking Rush. Wait did Rush ever do to them?
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Holocaust

I completely agree with Michael Medved on how slavery in America has been blown out of proportion in order to push some liberal agenda. Not only do I agree with everything he stated in his article, I would like to add an additional example of how a former "crime" has been used by liberals as a way of attacking a country's good name.

1. THE HOLOCAUST WAS NOT THE FIRST PERSECUTION OF THE JEWS. The Holocaust, while a pretty bad thing, is not unique in history. Jews had been persecuted in the centuries preceding the twentieth. Germany was not alone in its attacks against Jews. Such attacks were institutionalized by the Vatican and Protestant Churches.

2. THERE IS NO REASON TO BELIEVE JEWS WOULD BE BETTER OFF TODAY HAD THERE BEEN NO HOLOCAUST. Jews today enjoy the privilege of having a nation, where they can romp in the Dead Sea, and are surrounding by lots of people who really don't hate them and want them dead at all. If there had not been a Holocaust, they would not have a place to vacation, join a Kibbutz, or send their really old relatives to die. If it weren't for Israel, Miami would be even more overflowing with Jews than it currently is. Israel is a buffer to keeping Florida as it was meant to be, white, Christian, and only slightly Hispanic.

3. MOST COMPANIES THAT USED JEWISH SLAVE LABOR ONLY ENJOYED MODERATE SUCCESS AFTER THE WAR. Most of the companies, like Bayer, Mercedes, and Volkswagen did not enjoy much success after the war and are struggling today. It's not their fault they used slave labor. Everyone was doing it. It was the thing to do. There was a lot of peer pressure at the time to do the "in thing."

4. STOLEN PROPERTY WAS MOSTLY LOST ANYWAY DUE TO THE BOMBINGS. Most of the property that Jews had "stolen" from them was burned up by the allied bombings during the war, so there is really no reason to cry over "spilled milk." The stuff is gone, so it's time to just move on.

5. REPARATIONS ARE USELESS. Just because the Germans killed six million Jews does not mean they should have to pay for it. Paying reparations to Israel is a useless exercise and needlessly punishes Germany for previous "war crimes" and makes Israel nothing more than a welfare state. It is time Israel gets over this, gets off welfare, and starts working, just like every other country.

6. THERE IS NO ANTISEMITISM ANYWHERE. Antisemitism no longer exists. People love Jews. They are the new blacks. Ever since Jews started voting Republican, they have been embraced by Christians. Most Christians "forgive" the Jews for killing Jesus. There is no longer any need to belabor the point of the Holocaust, because Jews are cool.
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